If I was a multi-billionaire, I would swoop in and buy The Bills right from underneath the noses of the Toronto consortium and move the team to Moscow. Once there, I'd get the best football people money could buy to load the team up with the new name of 'The Cold Warriors'. For the opening game, The Cold Warriors would certainly live up to the league's mandate of overt patriotism by having Vladamir Putin ride in on a tank to perform the ceremonial kick-off. After that, a half-baked, fully drunk, Amy Winehouse would perform the U.S. anthem to the tune of 'O' Christmas Tree', all sponsored by Gazprom, Russia's energy monopoly. At season's end, my team would win the Super Bore... er, I mean Super Bowl. Naturally, the commissioner would hand me the championship trophy because I'm the owner, who sat in a luxury box while the real champions busted their tail to win the darn thing. Being the true champion that I am, I'd have the trophy melted down... into a toilet seat, which would then be promptly installed in my bathroom so I can sit my big fat butt on it when I go the 'can. Of course, there may be the odd time where I purposely wiz on the lid.
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P.S. Just remember folks, this is for a giggle.
/=S=/
1 comment:
That would be interesting! I like the tank idea :)
But maybe a little unrealistic. Remember, we're talking about the Bills. This might have to be a two year plan! ;)
NFL = Donald Duck League
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